The Cleaner Reproductive Organ for Beth Robbins sign now

We, The Undersigned, hereby petition the Congress of the United States of America to push Immediate Funding for the removal of sand, soil, twigs, leaves, broken glass, small animals, wayward heroine addicts, bibles, smothered children, and other such debris and detritus that has over time become firmly lodged in the reproductive organ of Beth Robbins, a Citizen and True Patriot of the United States of America, so that she might continue her Noble Quest to protect decent American children from the foul plague brought upon us by the evil force known only as 'Maddox.'

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Latest Signatures

  • 15 January 2016589. Bob Shepard
    PAH!
  • 23 December 2015588. Rat Wyatt
    I know a good exterminator who can get rid of the spiders and cobwebs down there.
  • 12 December 2015587. Phamuraix Moody
    LMAO
  • 01 December 2015586. Victoria Dunn
    I support this petition
  • 20 November 2015585. Mike Oneal
    this is an outraged, IT MUST BE STOPPED
  • 13 November 2015584. Bhrett Russell
    I support this petition
  • 03 November 2015583. Noone Wolf
    Right.
  • 29 October 2015582. Daniel C
    It is my greatest wish that from her vagina be removed the assorted items that do plague her!
  • 22 October 2015581. A Wiggins
    It's pretty funny how maddox have taken over pedition.com in just a few days ;)
  • 22 October 2015580. Abel B
    What a wonderful petition! heheh.
  • 06 October 2015579. Beth R
    You forgot to meantion all those lost vibrators and the nuclear waste that is stuck in my sex organs, yes organs, it is a long story
  • 21 September 2015578. Fffffff Moran
    gsgsfdgfdgdfgdfg
  • 25 August 2015577. Slash Moran
    Robbins, you seriously have to be clinically retarded.
  • 14 August 2015576. Daniel Sheppard
    We should go back in time and kill beths mom so she can't give birth to her, or wait till she's just been born then beeat her with a dildo until she becomes a vegitable, hehehe dildo's rule.
  • 11 August 2015575. Adam Simon
    IS GAY
  • 09 August 2015574. Beths V
    d'oh! wrong petition
  • 07 August 2015573. Argle Lawrence
    beth definitely needs to get laid
  • 03 August 2015572. Maybug Chan
    since my mum made me sign the other one I thought I'd sign this one too :)
  • 02 August 2015571. Jeff Blair
    A sand-blaster should do it, or maybe some napalm?
  • 19 July 2015570. Gsfdgfd Bentley
    sfdgfdsgfds
  • 17 July 2015569. Brittany Acosta
    Finally, a petition I get feel good about
  • 09 July 2015568. Baba L
    There's no way we'll ever be able to allocate funds sufficient to clear this massive territory. With all the money we're spending on the "war" in Iraq....good luck.
  • 24 June 2015567. Heman Masteroftheu
    I have the power!!! To remove sand from vaginas.
  • 16 June 2015566. Poop Nixon
    Poop
  • 15 June 2015565. John H
    By god I'll sign it so they won't even have to don their reading glasses to see my name!
  • 15 June 2015564. Sdmy Stanley
    for all. Including funky cootered b1chez.
  • 02 June 2015563. Rogue T
    Agreed

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