Move Sumatra Away! sign now

This is a petition to seek redress for the horrendous haze Malaysia, and to the lesser extent, Singapore have been experiencing. Therefore, we, the undersigned, seek to forcibly move the island of Sumatra and related, nearby islands (except for Batam, can't punish hopeless Singaporean men, now can we?) somewhere else. Perhaps in the middle of the Tasman Sea (New Zealand can weather it). Anywhere else can do. As long it is outside the Malay archipelago.

The island of Sumatra would be replaced with another island. Perhaps Cuba - they're nice people. Plus, as an added bonus, we wouldn't have to fear earthquakes and tsunamis from that dreaded island.

There. We said it.

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Latest Signatures

  • 27 October 201550. Irzat Cordova
    Say No To Smoke
  • 03 September 201549. Kurang A
    no more excuse :(
  • 31 August 201548. Irfan Sampson
    yeah.. cuban cigars are the damndest coolest stuff in the planet
  • 20 July 201547. Majin Branch
    moveeeee
  • 22 June 201546. Norzuhaira R
    В
  • 02 May 201545. Vladimir Ilyichu
    В
  • 10 September 201444. Ted Y
    Please fix this "A.S.A.P."
  • 17 August 201443. Bbu Bigbadu
    Right on! Just boycott all things Indonesian. With their economy, we would not have a haze or population problem within the decade
  • 07 February 201442. Alex L
    This haze is ridiculous...
  • 06 January 201441. Sita Simpson
    Apart from Malaysia's own air pollution problem, we do not need contributory problems from our neighbour
  • 10 September 201340. Tajul A
    I support this petition
  • 02 July 201339. Breathless Inm
    No need for any replacement island. give me empty space, free and wide ocean, accessible to all, and clean Straits (ops. no more.. but Melaka Ocean)
  • 21 May 201338. Yuyu Livingston
    i wish i have a tugboat
  • 06 February 201337. Wong Choys
    Don't just keep apologizing, take an effective action!
  • 05 January 201336. Diong Kokh
    I support this petition
  • 22 November 201035. Hafeez Anderson
    right about time.
  • 13 September 201034. Claire K
    Could you please do something about your policies and stop saying things like 'we accept help overseas', this keeps on happening!
  • 14 July 201033. Kul Schroeder
    Please!please!mind your backyard.
  • 19 June 201032. Xarina Stuart
    Feels like I'm in the western plaguelands...
  • 13 June 201031. Yusup Welch
    Tolong le kawal kebakaran kat Sumatra tu
  • 06 January 200930. Yatoque Leonard
    if it is too hard to move 'em, jez ask them to pay compensation for every one of us suffering ere. polluters!!!!
  • 14 December 200829. Fann Hodges
    I support this petition
  • 09 July 200828. Jeffrey S
    Maybe we should nuke the damned island instead. Clear the jungle for them.
  • 29 June 200827. Cryana M
    we cannot remove them..how if there's another earthquake and sumatra is not there...tsunami will go directly to malaysia..i guess
  • 15 June 200826. Ben C
    FASTER MOVE!!!! WE STILL LOVE OUR LUNGS!!!
  • 26 March 200825. Chew Boony
    i'm choking
  • 17 December 200724. Motherchicken Hancock
    I would like to have Japan in Sumatra's stead.

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The Republic of Indonesia, ASEAN, Malaysian Association of Tugboats

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