Make fat people lose weight. sign now

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When they lose enough weight we can let them into normal society, without the bacon hat.

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Latest Signatures

  • 05 January 2016550. Adam G
    I support this petition
  • 05 January 2016549. Chad Mason
    im fat and hate my life can u kill me plzzz junst make me thin
  • 08 December 2015548. Andrea Y
    I support this petition
  • 04 December 2015547. Nick M
    down with the fat
  • 28 November 2015546. Jason Fleming
    Great petition. It should be mandatory for fat asses to lose all this fatty weight. I wish they would be fatt free restaurants, bars, buses, planes, etc. I'm all in for discriminating fat people.
  • 18 November 2015545. Sxdswadd Lawrence
    QDWD
  • 13 November 2015544. Joe S
    I HATE FAT PEOPLE
  • 05 November 2015543. Autumn Y
    I support this petition
  • 18 October 2015542. David W
    I support this petition
  • 22 September 2015541. Brad Bates
    How bout we just shoot them instead...that way we dont have to waste our bacon?
  • 17 September 2015540. Binu Banks
    В
  • 13 September 2015539. Sharon R
    Discrimination aginst smokers, has been o. k. to do for years, even bashing them openly, it was so cute, but hope the shoe gets on the other foot now!!!!
  • 12 September 2015538. Wont Work
    We need a new plan to make us fatties lose weight, this one won't work. This one will just encourge a gathering of fat people which can't be pretty. All us fat people have to do is pair up and eat eachother's bacon, you're fueling the fire only.
  • 07 September 2015537. Djk Hart
    dk
  • 07 September 2015536. Ashleigh M
    i h8 fatties
  • 23 August 2015535. Tronald D
    amen bruva
  • 21 August 2015534. Josh L
    I think we should instead, setup an exchange program with ethiopia. Send all our fatties over there, and import their skinny folk, and then, when the roles reverse, swap again! I guarantee after 2-3 rotations, the fatties will hate ethiopia and change the
  • 08 August 2015533. Fatty Hayes
    i hate fat peolpe they smell, like sweaty kebabs an a hot sunny fat day
  • 05 August 2015532. Edward C
    step away from the buffet fatty!!!
  • 05 August 2015531. Phil B
    You people are so beastly. You say the most ghastly things. Some people can't help being fat you know. You horrid, nasty, bullying people. I hope you can live with yourselves. You scoundrels.
  • 02 August 2015530. Decent P
    HERE HERE, I SAY...EVERYONE HATES FAT PEOPLE...THEY SHOULD EITHER LOSE WEIGHT OR NEVER LEAVE THEIR HOMES!
  • 02 August 2015529. Sarah K
    im a fatty
  • 28 July 2015528. Ben W
    i dont understand why ppl are on this slaggin fat people am only 17 but i have met a wonderfull girl.....the woman of my drems.....she weighs 26 stones but i love her to bits....she keeps me warm at night and i love all her wobbly bits especially wen were
  • 18 July 2015527. Yazel Odom
    ... Hello? "Fat" can be in people's heredity. Like a friend of mine. And being skinny isn't always good... You can get anorexia. :P
  • 12 July 2015526. Mariya Campos
    fat people are fat ahhahahahaha
  • 10 July 2015525. Stephanie H
    I support this petition
  • 09 July 2015524. Tommy B
    I hate fat people

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Normal people who hate fat people.

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