Kirsten Dunst/Jake Gyllenhaal Sex Tape sign now

It has come to our attention that actors Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal are currently dating each other. Though our hearts are broken, we wish the couple much happiness, a healthy sex life, and continuing celebrity.
To that end, we hereby propose that the couple do something that brought greater fame and profit to another couple several years ago. That couple was Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, and that something was "make a sex tape and leak it to the public."
Think about it, Kirsten and Jake: you could be the most famous couple in the universe! Imagine going to any hotel and being able to see yourselves banging on Spectravision! You could even put out more tapes as your relationship progresses, recruiting guest stars (Britney? The Strokes?) when things start to get predictable.
We will gratefully and ecstatically accept any tape you wish to offer us, your viewing public, but just as a suggestion, can it be at least three hours long, action-packed, and not have any of the baby talk or bad guitar playing of the Pamela/Tommy tape? Thank you from the bottom of our shattered hearts. It really is the least you can do.

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Latest Signatures

  • 07 December 2015800. Darin Berry
    Do it! It's normal
  • 27 November 2015799. Mohsen Watkins
    sex fofo of kirsten dunst
  • 27 November 2015798. Zwon W
    Kirsten dunst is so hot!!!!!!!!
  • 19 November 2015797. Jaclyn Strong
    that would be hot!!!i would deff download it
  • 10 November 2015796. Mikio Kinagar
    I support this petition
  • 09 November 2015795. Jet Greer
    GOOD
  • 29 October 2015794. Cory A
    I support this petition
  • 28 October 2015793. Ron R
    How about letting Carmen Electra join in?
  • 26 October 2015792. Abdullahi Riggs
    :orgasms quietly at thought: Ahem. Kirsten... Jake... you seriously have to send me a copy of your sex tape. Now don't act like you don't have it. I know y'all are freaky in bed. Anyways, I demand close ups during intercourse. Please and thank you.
  • 21 October 2015791. The Koola
    OH YEAH! PARTY WITH THE BIG MAN!
  • 21 October 2015790. Christina W
    Kirsten and Jake are great actors
  • 14 October 2015789. Kareeeeeeeeem Key
    I support this petition
  • 14 October 2015788. Maria Gay
    Donnie Darko is a complete hottie!!
  • 04 October 2015787. Elliot Yu
    WAHOO
  • 29 September 2015786. John W
    I support this petition
  • 19 September 2015785. Sherif Sweeney
    I support this petition
  • 11 September 2015784. Tess Robles
    COMON COMON DOOO IT!
  • 08 September 2015783. Justin A
    I support this petition
  • 05 September 2015782. Rock Donovan
    lo595l
  • 04 September 2015781. Mazda Joseph
    t352t
  • 15 August 2015780. Tara Suarez
    YES. Just...this is brilliant. Why did no one think of this sooner? Lots of Jake, thanks.
  • 13 August 2015779. Robin R
    Fo' sho!
  • 02 August 2015778. Jeremy F
    I support this petition
  • 25 July 2015777. Storm Holloway
    I support this petition
  • 22 July 2015776. Kirsten Tanner
    Oh my god that is disturbing. I'm ashamed of all of you for wanting us to do that. I'm not even dating Jake, we're just friends. You people scare me.
  • 22 July 2015775. Jakes M
    woot woot !
  • 21 July 2015774. Muddassir Benjamin
    I support this petition

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