In Defense of Goblins sign now

We, the concerned friends of the Goblin race, demand that the designers of Fourth Edition Dungeons and Dragons -- Robert Heinsoo, Mike Mearls, and James Wyatt commit to fully respecting Goblinhood in all its forms.

Specifically, we demand that the tragic history of prejudice against the Goblin race ends with 4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons; that the Goblin race is not again referred to as being ugly, pests, slave-takers, cowardly, or evil; that the backstory for the 4E world incorporates the necessary amount of cultural sensitivity towards the Goblin race; and that the use of innocent Goblin families as cannon fodder in low-level adventures cease immediately.

Finally, we appreciate the tremendous burden that these designers have taken upon their shoulders, and, should they follow their consciences and defend Goblinhood in this way, we pledge to defend them against the scurrilous attacks that the daisy-munching elf fanboys will no doubt lodge against them.

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  • 19 February 2016945. Mike P
    Once you go Goblin, you never go back!
  • 18 February 2016944. Alexander R
    I support this petition
  • 15 February 2016943. Fridrik Ornb
    Stop the killing of Goblins before they go extinct. If they die out we will have no one to kill at 2nd level.
  • 15 February 2016942. Sune Hardy
    +2 goblinslayerslayer
  • 14 February 2016941. Testyourself Chung
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  • 14 February 2016940. Adam B
    I support this petition
  • 11 February 2016939. Cassandra Livingston
    I support this petition
  • 11 February 2016938. Jason E
    For oppressed goblins everywhere!
  • 09 February 2016937. Marz M
    Please, think of the children.
  • 07 February 2016936. Loren L
    Goblins are 3 feet tall with a 30 foot move speed. Why does no one acknowledge and honor their olympian dedication to physical fitness?
  • 06 February 2016935. Uros Bowman
    "monsters" are so because the "inteligent" species call them so, I think every humanoid would do well as a good doer in any sense, and goblins are cool too.
  • 31 January 2016934. Jason D
    As with all sentient species, goblins are as capable of choosing the path of their lives including whether they act good or evil.
  • 30 January 2016933. Odytoboman Russell
    Respect above all else
  • 24 January 2016932. Susan N
    I love Goblins, and request, nay, DEMAND that in 4th Edition they are given the respect, priveleges, backstory, and ability modifiers granted to the other 'primary' races. Hobgoblins and Bugbears, too (If I see a +1 LA, so help me...)
  • 22 January 2016931. Mark R
    I support this petition
  • 13 January 2016930. Charles G
    I support this petition
  • 11 January 2016929. Devan B
    I support this petition
  • 08 January 2016928. Robert M
    Support the Goblin race!
  • 08 January 2016927. Jon C
    I support this petition
  • 06 January 2016926. Baron Sirflynnt
    As a paladin, I cannot condone the actions of my peers in slaughtering the helpless tribes of goblins and their kin in their wanton lust for gold and treasure. Most assuredly, I can understand the need to stop an invasion, but peace can be attained throug
  • 05 January 2016925. Tj B
    I support this petition
  • 31 December 2015924. Dr B
    I support this petition
  • 30 December 2015923. John M
    You can keep maligning orcs, though...screw those guys.
  • 30 December 2015922. Michael G
    I support this petition
  • 29 December 2015921. R F
    I've been playing D&D for almost 20 years, & I believe that, if an elf or dwarf get respect, then why not the goblin?
  • 26 December 2015920. Heather Adkins
    I support this petition
  • 25 December 2015919. William G
    I support this petition

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