We, the undersigned, wish to express our loathing ad hatred for the sun. This toxic ball of plasma constantly fires lethal radiation at our children and makes us squint our eyes and thus become ugly. Additionally, it forces nights of partying to end. For all these reasons and more, we ask that the sun be destroyed forthwith.

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Latest Signatures

  • 04 January 2016600. Mikko J
    ok de fe sw fefe!
  • 31 December 2015599. Mike J
    I hate the sun! It may make some people look better, but it just makes me feel bad :-( DOWN WITH SUN-HUGGERS!
  • 24 December 2015598. Chris S
    yea death to the sun!
  • 21 December 2015597. Greg G
    I support this petition
  • 18 December 2015596. Angry S
    It burns me up! Not to mention that it interrupts my cycle of scaring and torturing little kids. I'd rather exist due to roadlights...
  • 16 December 2015595. Thecreor Ray
    down with the sun!!!, first we need to send some insepectors up though
  • 12 December 2015594. Will Shaw
    The sun must die!
  • 07 December 2015593. Jackson Mathis
    should destroy that fireball
  • 21 November 2015592. Tyson E
    No Sun, know peace. Know Sun, no peace! Down with the Death Ball!
  • 16 November 2015591. Artic Emperessandkeeperofthesevendeadys
    It is a well known fact that Osama Bin Laden is hiding there. Now maybe the US can finally get him, but somehow Im doubting it.
  • 13 November 2015590. James R
    I have sunglasses but they still dont fully block out the sun's painful light
  • 12 November 2015589. Pinkmodboi Mcmillan
    'rz-
  • 09 November 2015588. Melissa Conley
    В
  • 08 November 2015587. Brian S
    I support this petition
  • 18 October 2015586. Connie Erickson
    like how stupid are you people?!??! we need the sun to live you dumbums!!! The sun is the food to plants and plants are the food to animals and we eat animals and plants. Without the sun we would all be dead yu idiots!!!!!! DUMBUMS!!!!!!1
  • 12 October 2015585. Paul Bishop
    Well Guys, stay indoor all day if you don't want to get burn. Buy a swimming pool to cool off. I always sunburn my life since I was little as 2 years old to now this year 2004 as there nothing wrong with me at all for years. So guy's grow up. If you a pro
  • 09 October 2015584. Royal Princeofp
    Take out the sun, the consequent retinal damage has made my eyes bleed on several occasions from the inside. Plus i burnt my royal penis as i was trying to make love to the bath tap and the generated rays allowing nothing but pain
  • 05 October 2015583. Kenny Baxter
    thats cool
  • 24 September 2015582. John S
    While the Sun and it's 'solar power' may have been all fine and dandy in our grandfathers' day, it is time we cut our ties to the obselete power source and move foward into a brighter, darker future.
  • 24 September 2015581. David D
    I support this petition
  • 23 September 2015580. Matt Livingston
    I support this petition
  • 10 September 2015579. Ser Morales
    Agreed.
  • 09 September 2015578. Not Ausc
    I hate the sun. It's always hot out, too bright, We must nuke it.
  • 09 September 2015577. Josh Long
    are you serious???
  • 05 September 2015576. Evan G
    I hate the sun for giving radiation poising to our children
  • 01 September 2015575. Gdfgd Reeves
    i hate you
  • 31 August 2015574. Steve V
    I do not care for the sun, and feel we must stop it.

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