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On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off his massively 1337 lightsaber skillz on the evil Count Dooku. The way Yoda fought was far beyond anything that any mear mortal could possibly comprehend let alone perform. He was a tiny hurricane of unstoppable whirling death. It was at that moment that I realize that Yoda was more than a mortal, above a mortal, beyond a mortal.

He was a God. The God. Realizing as such he deserves to be worshipped accordingly.

Construction on the Church of the Blessed Heart of Yoda has already begun but now is the time to pledge your support... or incur his whirling wrath.

The choice is yours.

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  • 23 December 2015600. Detective Robertt
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Soylent Green is made from Peopleeeee! And Yoda is making it! Yaaaaarrrrgh! Soylent Green is made from Peopleeeeeee!
  • 07 December 2015599. Olga T
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No YODA IS MY DADDY!
  • 05 December 2015598. Kris Cruz
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No d00d, yoda owns sooo hard...'nuff said...
  • 30 November 2015597. Buttgerbil B
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hampster Boy, the creator of this petition is a false prophet. Turn ye away from his blasphemy and worship ME, Butt-Gerbil Boy, only begotten Son of t
  • 28 November 2015596. Cambria Strong
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No SERVE YODA I WILL
  • 23 November 2015595. Lord D
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yoda is the one and only true god and shall be recognized throughout all the lands!
  • 13 November 2015594. Smokey Dab
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No He is King.
  • 06 November 2015593. Chris Flowers
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I love yoda. He's So hot i wanna BUM him! =D
  • 30 October 2015592. Jay Conley
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hallelu-yoda!
  • 20 October 2015591. Malachai Allen
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Oh yes, deliever your self from the Sith, find salvation in Yoda, JEDIS UNITE!
  • 03 October 2015590. Redleader Atkins
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No REDLEADER TO GOLDLEADER, CONCENTRATE SHIELDS TO THE FORWARD POSITION.
  • 29 September 2015589. Jim Blake
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No All HAIL MIGHTY YODA!
  • 28 September 2015588. Alex Poole
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No OMG YODA IZ T3H GODZ BUT I M AGNOSTIC SO HE IS NOT DA GODZ
  • 10 September 2015587. Mike M
    I support this petition
  • 06 September 2015586. Ned F
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Gosh darn diddly ding-dong no!
  • 05 September 2015585. Me Good
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Completely Agree
  • 31 August 2015584. Ben S
    I support this petition
  • 18 August 2015583. Emperor P
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I defeated that little squirt and his friends.
  • 17 August 2015582. Bart S
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Like, don't have a cow, Evan!
  • 11 August 2015581. God Barton
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I am God, not that slimy Green bastard
  • 13 July 2015580. Klaatu Jacobs
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Gort, Klaatu Barada Nikto!
  • 12 July 2015579. Tron Shea
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I will worship Yoda!
  • 02 July 2015578. Yoda Wilson
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hmmmm, Yoda like the film, Star Wars Episode IV: The Borg Empire Strikes Back." Yeee heee heee heee heee heee heee!
  • 01 July 2015577. Conan Pena
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No By Crom, I will not worship Yoda!
  • 28 June 2015576. Yoda Molina
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Thank you, citizens of earth. I look forward to your praises.
  • 03 June 2015575. D W
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No YODA RULES!!!!!
  • 03 June 2015574. Alex W
    Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No he's so good looking

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