Bring back the white pants Mark! sign now

to: Mr. Mark Stoermer
RE. The Infamous White Pants.

Dear Mr. Stoermer,

We, the female fans, would like to bring to your attention the absense of a certain pair of white pants. We would like for you to understand that we miss those white pants, and we'd like them back. If they are restrictive we are very sorry, feel free to take them off at any time during a show if you feel uncomfortable. If, for some reason, the pants have become too short (understandable since you have very long legs) we will send someone to get you a brand-new pair. Again, we would like for you to acknowlege this absense, and hopefully reverse the effects is has ahd. We are getting a bit insane, and this insanity can progress into something much worse than it's current state. This could result in the picture of you wearing the afformentioned white pants being analysed even more than it is now. Which is quite a bit, in case you were wondering just how severe this condition has already become.

Sincerely, the undersigned.

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Latest Signatures

  • 09 December 201014. Jessica
  • 14 November 201013. natalia
    get them pants back on ,mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • 13 November 201012. Sira magasa
    must...have...white...pants....
  • 12 November 201011. Jamie-Lee
  • 12 November 201010. Electric
    Show us whatchu got Mark!
  • 12 November 20109. Milly
    More tight pants please!!!!
  • 12 November 20108. Rabbit
    For serious. The White Pants = Glorious.
  • 11 November 20107. rocketships
    It's for your own good, you know.
  • 11 November 20106. Elizabeth
    Please Mark Please. We really love the look of it. LOL
  • 10 November 20105. Binx
    I dream about thise pants...
  • 10 November 20104. martiniglass
    and so it begins....
  • 10 November 20103. IamRuth
    Mark if you truly love us fans, you'll bring 'em back!!
  • 10 November 20102. Hermia
    If the white trousers don't come back, there might be some sort of riot. I suggest urgency, Mr. Stoermer.
  • 06 January 20101. sadie

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