Ask Rick Astley To Write A Protest Song For Anonymous sign now

Nutshelled blunt message in one sentence; rhetoric shall follow.

I am writing this petition to invite Rick Astley to write a protest song for Anonymous, against Scientology.

We, the thronging masses of internet users worldwide, have been using the song, "Never Gonna Give You Up," as a misdirecting prank for several years now. We laugh with you, Rick, not at you. It's been twenty years, we can look back and admit that seen through the viewpoint of today's teenagers, the song really is kind of silly. And yet, it's got a catchy hook, a bouncy optimistic drive, the sort of "I will not stop singing until you love me back again" sincerity that made it a hit in the first place.

Through the MOST EXCELLENT journalism of the Los Angeles Times, we have the knowledge now that Rick Astley actually approves of our appropriation of his song for our tomfoolery and marching.

We, Anonymous, are rising against the cult of Scientology due to its tactics and actions as an organization, rather than the beliefs of the individual entry-level members. It has wedged apart families, it has attacked naysayers with gratuitous and redundant lawsuits to the point of bankruptcy just to beat their enemies into the ground. It has killed people, through proven neglience and suspected malice. This must stop.

Further information can be found and disseminated at

We work as many small units, mostly spread through friends and word-of-mouth. We remain anonymous because this organization has a history of destroying the lives of any who speak against it.

But COME ON, RICK! We love you, we want you to write us a protest song! IT SHALL BRING EPIC LULZ AND DELICIOUS CAKE FOR ALL.

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Latest Signatures

  • 18 December 2015200. Dave J
    love ya!
  • 13 December 2015199. Angelo Galvan
    We've been together so long. You know the rules, and so do we.
  • 28 November 2015198. Jack D
    Come on Rick! Don't give up! Don't let us down!
  • 15 November 2015197. Anthony V
    lol I'm a namefag
  • 25 October 2015196. Evan Bc
    I approve of this petition.
  • 17 October 2015195. David M
    do it, rickey.
  • 04 October 2015194. Anonymous Krueger
    please do this thing that we ask.
  • 18 September 2015193. Anonymous Bailey
    I support this petition
  • 08 September 2015192. Down Southg
    I support this petition
  • 08 September 2015191. Anon Kane
    the church of scientology must die painfully
  • 01 September 2015190. Michael A
    I support this petition
  • 23 August 2015189. Sounded D
    I support this petition
  • 07 August 2015188. Dan Obrien
  • 01 August 2015187. Genna C
    I support this petition
  • 26 May 2015186. Tracy Abbott
    I support this petition
  • 20 May 2015185. Christopher L
    I support this petition
  • 19 May 2015184. Anonymous Marshall
    This would be the most epic event in the history of the internet. Rick Astley, we love you, so please.. do it not just for the lulz, but for the all the SPs, and all the victims Scientology has claimed.
  • 12 May 2015183. Anon Carson
    For delicious cake, and for Rick Astley!
  • 28 April 2015182. Bill J
    Please do it Rick! We all want a Rick Astley comeback!
  • 22 April 2015181. Anon Y
    I support this petition
  • 21 April 2015180. M W
    I support this petition
  • 31 March 2015179. Anonymous Fox
    Anon #OVER 9000 enjoyed your interview and wish for you write us a protest pop song! Naff or not, you mean something now, Rick!
  • 28 March 2015178. John M
    DO IT!
  • 24 February 2015177. Steve Wang
    I support this petition
  • 01 February 2015176. Dj B
    I support this petition
  • 23 January 2015175. Dustin Schwartz
    Please Rick! This would be really awesome.
  • 18 January 2015174. Alan Hill
    I support this petition

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