A Sandwich For Ms. Ann Coulter sign now

Ms. Ann Coulter, one of America's most beloved authors known for her frankness, articulation, and incorruptable soul which never lies, is slowly turning into Skeletor. This petition will be circulated in hopes that, with enough signitures, we might buy her a sandwich to delay or even reverse her dangerous metamorphosis.

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Latest Signatures

  • 08 January 2016364. Dave K
    Do we get to choose the dog that will provide what will be between the slices of bread?
  • 08 January 2016363. What Al
    WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
  • 07 January 2016362. Tim H
    Eat a sandwich Ann! No one can take you seriously when you look like Kate Moss!
  • 25 December 2015361. Kyle F
    I support this petition
  • 24 December 2015360. Namrema Browning
    Feed the Hateful One!
  • 23 December 2015359. Alcoh Richard
    I support this petition
  • 20 December 2015358. Marvin M
    I support this petition
  • 18 December 2015357. Zachary M
    I support this petition
  • 17 December 2015356. Simon H
    I support this petition
  • 15 December 2015355. Tim E
    I've never been more certain of anything in my life. (Who's Ann Coulter?)
  • 07 December 2015354. M Shepard
    Her soul is corrupt, she CANNOT be a christian with her views. She's evil. Get her a sandwich with anthrax.
  • 06 December 2015353. Vivian R
    We should feed her Sally...between bread. Viva Africa!
  • 11 November 2015352. Alex C
    God help us we need good looking conservatives. I can't kill kittens looking at Mortimer Zuckerman and Marty Peretz
  • 31 October 2015351. Tyler H
    Lets decide on a sandwich! I propose this one, the "slANNder". It is better than all the sandwiches made by the liberals and you KNOW they are lying, promiscuous sluts, and god knows where their hands have been. It has more of the same type of mayo, more
  • 19 October 2015350. Jay F
    Make it mayo on white bread. Anything else would be too liberal.
  • 19 October 2015349. Fu Newman
    she can only have a sandwich if she promises to choke on it.
  • 07 October 2015348. Freedom Isonthemarchw
    BEST PRESIDENT EVER !
  • 07 October 2015347. Bradley S
    I cant wait until Ann is DEAD
  • 06 October 2015346. Ruth C
    Ann Did You Get A Brain Implant Too?
  • 05 October 2015345. Penn Ise
    Lefties are fags.
  • 03 October 2015344. Kirk S
    I support this petition
  • 25 September 2015343. Jim A
    Eat!
  • 16 September 2015342. Wesley Kennethh
    I support this petition
  • 03 September 2015341. Leonardcohen Klein
    If Ms. Coulter finds that a sandwich is unpalettable, then might I suggest a gyros on a pita.
  • 31 August 2015340. Richard M
    eat
  • 28 August 2015339. Holly Armstrong
    After she eats the sandwich, someone should drive a stake through her heart. I would like to volunteer.
  • 03 August 2015338. Gary Mclaughlin
    make-em peanut butter

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Nikki WillisBy:
Politics and GovernmentIn:
Petition target:
Ms. Ann Coulter's agent

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