A Call for Ninja Assassins as an Alternative to War sign now

We, the undersigned, request that as an alternative to war on Iraq, a team of elite ninja assassins be employed to take out Saddam Hussein. We feel that this method would result in significantly less American casualties, less innocent Iraqi civilians being slaughtered, less damage to the infrastructure of Iraq, and would preserve much of the oil that would otherwise be ignited by bombings. Also, we believe that ninja assassins are really, really cool.

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Latest Signatures

  • 30 December 2015650. Bill W
    ninjas will irrecoilably solve all of all problems in iraq State/Country US of A
  • 25 December 2015649. Madb Holloway
    I support this petition
  • 18 December 2015648. Bxure Oliver
    I support this petition
  • 04 December 2015647. Angel Mills
    "Hey,nice site look this: State/Country France
  • 19 November 2015646. Rob S
    I support this petition
  • 18 November 2015645. Jesse Proctorsecretn
    god is on our side ninja clan! State/Country texas
  • 13 November 2015644. Andrew P
    This is a cool idea
  • 10 November 2015643. Daniel Jamesp
    Ninjas are cool. State/Country Canada
  • 02 November 2015642. Elise K
    While any pirate could kick any ninja's arse... speaking as something of a pirate m'self, though... I fully support the proposed actions of our ninja brothers and sisters in this petition. (Means "go kick some arse," luv.) State/Country my own little worl
  • 01 November 2015641. Crack M
    Send a Bulletproof Monk too.
  • 29 October 2015640. Dan G
    ninjas would kick saddam's ass State/Country MA
  • 24 October 2015639. Scooby D
    I support this petition
  • 14 October 2015638. Kirt D
    I support this petition
  • 11 October 2015637. Welriekende Dixon
    good and well thought out idea. Me sign. State/Country Belgium
  • 06 October 2015636. Evan P
    Ninjas pwn.
  • 01 October 2015635. Connor Mullins
    what a great idea...if only i had stealth ninja mad skills
  • 26 September 2015634. Kima Jimenez
    NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! State/Country Port Saint Lucie, Florida
  • 23 September 2015633. Ruth C
    seems more reasonable than the Pentagon Plans State/Country Lebanon?Australia/UK
  • 21 September 2015632. Michael D
    I support this petition
  • 06 September 2015631. Ninja R
    I support this petition
  • 06 September 2015630. Jonathan Sr
    I support this petition
  • 28 August 2015629. Lou C
    ninja assassins are alot cooler than Bush that stupid monkey State/Country UK a.k.a little USA
  • 28 July 2015628. Andrew H
    Ninjas!! State/Country Oklahoma, USA
  • 27 July 2015627. Tammy Jefferson
    I support this petition
  • 24 July 2015626. Chris M
    I support this petition
  • 14 July 2015625. Kuru Tyler
    YOSH! HAJIME! State/Country Japan
  • 05 July 2015624. Anna H
    I support this petition

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Kimberly CallahanBy:
Culture and SocietyIn:
Petition target:
Bush Administration, U.N.

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